Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: December 14th, 2024
Last Updated:
Welcome to the Queendom of Spice, where temptation reigns supreme, and the only rules are mine. By stepping into my dark, seductive domain, you’re agreeing to dance on the edge of boundaries I’ve set. Let’s keep it sultry but civilized, shall we? Read on, obey, and let the games begin…
1. The Basics: Don’t Be a Fool
Age Restrictions: This sultry sanctuary is for 18+ only. If you’re not of age, take a detour to something more PG-rated. This is a queendom of spice, not sorcery school.
Consent is Sexy: By accessing my realm, you’re agreeing to these terms. Not feeling it? The “Back” button is your exit—no hard feelings (well, maybe a few).
2. Intellectual Property: Hands Off My Crown
Bow to the Queen: Everything here—words, designs, vibes—is mine. Look, admire, even drool, but steal? That’s punishable by exile.
Sharing with Strings: Want to share my content? Ask first. Permission may or may not include a thrillingly wicked catch.
3. Use of Content: Look, Don’t Touch
For Your Eyes Only: My steamy reviews and smoldering recommendations are for personal indulgence only. Trying to profit off my brilliance? That’s a no.
The Curse of the R-Words: Redistribution, reproduction, or any other version of theft will summon a cursed dragon shifter to haunt your nights.
4. Third-Party Links: Tread Lightly
A Rabbit Hole of Delight: Occasionally, I’ll tempt you with links to tantalizing worlds. What you find there—joy or chaos—is on you.
Consider Yourself Warned: If you end up lost in a vortex of smutty e-books, well, I did say explore at your own risk.
5. Community Guidelines: Play Nice or Perish
No Drama, Just Spice: This queendom thrives on love for dark romance and seductive storytelling. Bullying or hate? Not here. Sass is my weapon, not yours.
Respect is Royalty: Comments should be as steamy as they are civil. Failure to comply? Banished. End of story.
6. Liability Disclaimer: Own Your Obsessions
Sleepless Nights Are Your Problem: My content may leave your TBR pile towering and your nights restless, but that’s on you, darling.
Click at Your Own Risk: Recommendations are temptations, but every decision you make is your own. Wear it proudly, like the smut royalty you are.
7. Services & Payments: Keep It Regal
The Currency of Books: For ARC, Beta, or Sensitivity Reading services, payment terms will be settled case by case. But books > cash any day—just don’t send me trash.
Refunds Are Rare: Unless the apocalypse comes early, refunds are almost as mythical as unicorn shifters.
8. Privacy Policy: The Queen’s Oath
Your Secrets, My Honor: I won’t sell, trade, or misuse your data. I’m here to rule, not creep.
Cookies Are Served: Not the chocolate chip kind, but the kind that enhance your experience. Take them or leave them—but don’t whine.
9. Amendments: The Queen’s Prerogative
Rules Can Shift: These terms may evolve whenever I see fit. My throne, my rules.
Stay Updated: Ignorance of the latest terms won’t save you. Every visit binds you anew.
10. Disputes: Keep It Classy
Start With Me: Got a problem? Contact me first—I prefer solving things with charm over curses.
Legal Matters: Disputes will be handled in my court. And yes, I mean that figuratively and literally.
Final Words:
By entering my realm, you’ve signed up for a world of spice, allure, and unrelenting temptation. Follow the rules, and we’ll thrive together. Break them? Let’s just say… consequences will be swift, and they won’t be sweet. Welcome to the dark side, my darling.